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Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.
Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"
by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018
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Screen-shit

Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal
Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit
by WashingtonsComb November 6, 2021
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Silk Screen

When you jizz in a girl's eyes without her knowing so you can escape without her seeing you leave!
I ejaculated in her eyes giving her a Silk Screen making it easy for me to get away without her seeing
by TheDeuce1190 July 8, 2020
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Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.
Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.
by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012
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screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.
by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016
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screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
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Screen checking

The act of checking someone's side of the screen in a game, most notably first person shooters such as COD. It is also considered an act of total doucheness for you gain an advantage of the players location.
Me: Dude, WTF?

Friend: Whaaaaat???

Me:Stop screen checking, you keep beating me!
by whitemenace98 December 16, 2011
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