Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.

Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".

by Addill January 20, 2010

Two-Pot-Screamer

A person who has little tolerance for alcohol, in particular beer or lager. This can also develop over the years as you and your mates tolerance for "the pints" diminishes with age.

That Ruperts been bar boxing again. He's a bit of a two-pot-screamer.

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.

dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.

by jim December 28, 2005

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

blue screen of death

A Windows Problem in which your RAM isn't capable of the program you are running. Happens most often in Windows 98 or Windows 98SE

Amazing, I haven't had the blue screen of death in 2 hours. Quick honey, call Ripleys Beleive it or not.

by Kevin L July 9, 2004

Sareena

1) The most incredibly sexy, intelligent, kind and funny girl out of a group of girls.

2) Wifey material as opposed to girlfriend material

1) Dude, don't mess this up..she's a sareena.

2) That is one hot sareena, no wonder he loves her.

by ribenasazzle<3 January 13, 2010

Scream Gems

Nickname for Screen Gems, due to their frightening closing logo, the S From Hell.

The Scream Gems S From Hell is a 5-second horror movie, surely to give you nightmares.

by Chad June 4, 2004