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Shock vomit

when you become so scared that you instantly feel the need to vomit.
Dave dropped a butcher knife right next to where Carol's baby was sitting earlier today.. He told me he's been experiencing some crazy shock vomit ever since.
by RyCon February 21, 2011
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shocked my pants off

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!
by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012
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shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.
In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.
by PLPeter December 26, 2013
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shock red

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.
I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.
by always a critic always February 12, 2014
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Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020
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shockadoodle

When you scare a boy so much they get horny.
Girl: BOO!!!
Boy: AHHHH brittney!!! You gave me a shockadoodle!!!!
by Babybabypoop October 9, 2020
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Shock shit

When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.
by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021
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