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Short for "exclusive". Coined (or at least made popular) by the Earwolf comedy podcast "Comedy Bang! Bang!". Also spelled sclusie.
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"Hey did you see ______?" "Is it on Blu-ray?" "No" "Than NO FOOL I DIDNT SEE IT! I'M BLU-SCULIVE"
"Hey did you see ______?" "Is it on Blu-ray?" "No" "Than NO FOOL I DIDNT SEE IT! I'M BLU-SCULIVE"
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Get the adopted scouser mug.The Wirral is a peninsular situated in the county of Merseyside, England.
People from the Wirral are labelled as Jedis, Wools, or Plazzy Scousers, by those who live in Liverpool. This is mainly down to a heavily inspired Scouse culture on the west side on the peninsular, Though some settlements milk it more than others.
It's major settlements from most to least "Scouse Influenced" are:
-Birkenhead.
Once Labelled as a "Model Town", Birkenhead is now known as a town that shouldn't exist. It is dirty, depressing, and down right ugly. A post industrial disaster. The people here like to think themselves as Scouse, yet do not share the community that Liverpool possesses. Birkenheaders are nasty little scumbags, who need to be sent on a boat to across the Mersey straight to the town of St Helen's where they belong.
-Woodchurch.
Town of Smackheads. The only redemption here is if they overdose off their smack then there's less of them about causing mayhem. They have an Asda and Weird terraced streets that look slightly American.
-Seacombe.
Just like Birkenhead, except you have a higher percentage of your socks being robbed off your washing line.
(Rock Ferry and Wallasey have a plazzy Scouse problem too)
Anywhere else on the Wirral is fine and represent much of it's former and ceremonial county, Cheshire. I hope this post has helped you to understand which places to avoid when entering this ancient peninsular.
People from the Wirral are labelled as Jedis, Wools, or Plazzy Scousers, by those who live in Liverpool. This is mainly down to a heavily inspired Scouse culture on the west side on the peninsular, Though some settlements milk it more than others.
It's major settlements from most to least "Scouse Influenced" are:
-Birkenhead.
Once Labelled as a "Model Town", Birkenhead is now known as a town that shouldn't exist. It is dirty, depressing, and down right ugly. A post industrial disaster. The people here like to think themselves as Scouse, yet do not share the community that Liverpool possesses. Birkenheaders are nasty little scumbags, who need to be sent on a boat to across the Mersey straight to the town of St Helen's where they belong.
-Woodchurch.
Town of Smackheads. The only redemption here is if they overdose off their smack then there's less of them about causing mayhem. They have an Asda and Weird terraced streets that look slightly American.
-Seacombe.
Just like Birkenhead, except you have a higher percentage of your socks being robbed off your washing line.
(Rock Ferry and Wallasey have a plazzy Scouse problem too)
Anywhere else on the Wirral is fine and represent much of it's former and ceremonial county, Cheshire. I hope this post has helped you to understand which places to avoid when entering this ancient peninsular.
The Wirral's Scouse Problem, defined as:
Birkenheader: "Yes lad, am a true Scouser from Birkenhead."
Liverpudlian: "Asif lad, ye a little Jedi."
Wirralian: "Sorry about him mate, he gives us normal Wirral folk a bad name."
Scouser: "Shut up Ye Wool."
Birkenheader: "Yes lad, am a true Scouser from Birkenhead."
Liverpudlian: "Asif lad, ye a little Jedi."
Wirralian: "Sorry about him mate, he gives us normal Wirral folk a bad name."
Scouser: "Shut up Ye Wool."
by Humble Englishman May 17, 2023
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