Scherm

When you are being rlly annoying and are acting foolish
Derived from Riley Schermerhorn

You are such a Scherm.
Hey John, why are you such a Scherm

by Scherm213125371823728182736179 December 1, 2023

Schemantics

Scheme- make plans, especially in a devious way or with intent to do something illegal or wrong.

Antics- an attention-drawing, often wildly playful or funny act or action

When someone doesn’t agree with the details of your story, schemantics

by Simbriaco February 18, 2024

Schere

German word for when you have definitely done something but don't want to admit it.

Hannes: "Franz hast du meine Freundin gefickt?"
Franz: "Schere."

by Jordonkäsebrot July 8, 2024

Schgrandinglerusion

1. the process of turning into a Schgrandingler

The verb form is Schgrandinglerusioning

I love Schgrandinglerusion. Because afterwards I get to be a Schrgandingler!

by konga kash January 24, 2025

Schemaneuntic

sche·ma·neun·tic /ˌski məˈnju ntɪk/ adjective
1 : characterized by twisting words or sentence structure to confuse, deceive, or appear clever
2 : relating to the art of manipulating language for persuasion or control
adverb sche·ma·neun·ti·cal·ly
: in a schemaneuntic manner
verb sche·ma·neun·ti·cize; sche·ma·neun·ti·cized; sche·ma·neun·ti·ciz·ing transitive verb
: to manipulate wording with hidden meanings, tricks, or power dynamics
noun sche·ma·neun·tics plural in form but singular or plural in construction
: the practice or techniques of schemaneuntic language manipulation

Etymology: coined by Rocky Kingston, August 17, 2025

sche·ma·neun·tic adjective/noun
Synonyms
word-twister, language-manipulator, sophister, deceiver, rhetorician, equivocator, spin-doctor
Antonyms
straight-talker, clarifier, honest-communicator, direct-speaker, truth-teller, unambiguous, forthright

"Dude, his schemaneuntic way of talking made it sound like he wasn’t responsible, but we all knew he was."
"Her schemaneuntics were so good that she could make a lie sound like the truth just by rearranging a few words."
"He argued schemaneuntically, making sure every sentence had a double meaning to keep everyone guessing."
"She schemaneunticized her apology so it still sounded like an insult, but technically, she ‘apologized.’"

by Rocky Kingston February 16, 2026

Schemander

To meander while shuffling your feet aimlessly--most likely under the influence of poppers (Not endemic to the gay community--just mostly them)

I got stuck behind a group of guys schemandering through the mall after lunch; just dragging their feet like zombies with nowhere to be because picking them up was apparently too much work.

by FancyFeet February 19, 2026

Schrader Wave

The wave you give when you approach someone who is dead asf and you want everyone to check it out- needs attention immediately

Ken is giving the Schrader Wave. Dale must not be okay, isn’t he?

by Nascum March 3, 2026