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santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
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Santa Barbie

Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
by lovesthepants October 24, 2009
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Santa Claus

The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!

1. He can't be seen

2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D

Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...

Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?

Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!

Kid: (Cries)
by Suihime May 19, 2010
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shot santa

Shot Santa is a jolly individual that buys multiple rounds shots and passes them out at the bar
"Tom bought 4 rounds of fireball for the whole bar last night.

I know - he was Shot Santa!"
by Candy gee November 20, 2013
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santa fanta

"1: Have you seen Santa Fanta?
2: what you mean?
1: Its a santa who likes fanta...
2: You mean the soda?
1: yeah"
by dev4psn January 8, 2014
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Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.
Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.
by Telephony December 23, 2021
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Santa Sleighs

An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.

When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.

When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.

A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.

A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!

The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.

I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
by @BananaHamBone January 24, 2011
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