surging sanders

The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.

We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.

by Melkor505 April 24, 2016

Sandvagina

An argumentative, contrary, temperamental or unruly person or thing. The term originally derives from the notion that a woman is grouchy because she has "sand in her vagina". However, the term can also being used on men, animals, or objects that exhibit these characteristics.

"Dave: help me define sandvagina.
Justin: no.
Dave: stop being a sandvagina and help me you ass."

"Matt's just being a little sandvagina because he isn't getting any cock action."

by DaveHarris December 9, 2008

Sandee

A wonderful woman who always puts everyone's needs before her own. She will always get the task accomplished. She accepts people for who they are. Ask a SANDEE if you want it done correctly. SANDEE'S love to plan and double check events. Rarely disappointed, the deserve more from their surroundings and acquaintances. They are known to love Toby's unconditionally and can even save their lives. They are Keepers.

SANDEE will get it correctly, just watch!

by Uncle"T" April 21, 2018

Bob Sanders

One of the most overrated players in the NFL. Although his tackling abilities are exceptional and he is amongst one of the best safeties in the league, people will constantly put him on their "top five safeties in the NFL" list simply because he just to happened to be in the Colts' lineup the same year their notoriously weak run defense toughened up and led them to a super bowl victory.

Not only is he almost always injured having only played one full season in his five year stint in the NFL, but he lacks even the average coverage abilities that one woud expect to see from one of the best safeties in the NFL.

Indy fans will usually justify him not getting as many tackles as he should by saying that people run away from him. Although this is true, there are plenty of hard hitting safeties that have managed to put together 100+ tackle seasons regardless of offensive players running the other way (Rodney Harrison, Gibril Wilson, Adriwn Wilson are just few of many).

Also, any grown man who runs under a 4.4 40 yard dash time and has no problem running full speed at the line of scrimage to get tackles that your front seven failed to get because they are too busy getting their asses handed to them by offensive linemen can play Safety for the Colts. As Proof they drafted a Free Safety in the sixth round and he gets numbers almost identical to Sanders who is the strong safety.

Ed Reed, Troy Polamalu, Kerry Rhodes, Brian Dawkins, Michael Griffin, Adrian Wilson,and Gibril Wilson are all more complete Safeties and better than Bob Sanders.

by LuvDeezNuts January 13, 2009

rikki sanderson

a lancky, ginger child who has a very distinctive limp and pretends to be a rebel.Also prone to fanying chinese girls.Rikki sandersons also can be found replacing their prostethic heals.

can be found in native parts of your radiator

by yazan January 2, 2005

rikki sanderson

this rare species of (fire nacker giner ninja klegnut roast burning pube some one help my balls are on fire)has a very noticable and funny limp which causes people to call him such things as "shitty shit leg" or "limpy gimpy" "lopsided fire head" "prostetic prostitute" "crazy legs".he also has grown a very gay giner mullet.this species has been found raping chinese people.

quick theres a sander with loud medical shoes chasing me help he looks like a roasting klegnut.

by yazan January 6, 2005

surging sanders

A term for ejaculating for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 US Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, Hillary Clinton.

Guy: I'm really excited we're gonna have sex again tonight!
Girl: I hope you don't pull a Surging Sanders again...

by El StipeL April 24, 2016