A very strong and quick black man that often finds himself at odds with the law. He nearly always is doing something illegal and has many misadventures.
Negro Samson was robbing a corner store deli when the police arrived. When they yelled "freeze" he was off like a greyhound with the money he had gotten.
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1. A small city in Idaho, 'the best of what is rural America,' according to the website, where people play ice-hockey, go white water rafting and marvel at bronze statues.
2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.
2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.
by pens nizzle June 17, 2008
Get the Salmon City mug.the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.
Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
by Rhino88 August 10, 2010
Get the salmoned mug.A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.
Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
by Girl On The Internets May 10, 2009
Get the Awkward Salmon mug.When you pass a large crap (often after a struggle to pass it) into the toilet that is so big you experience anal bleeding and the toilet water splashes up onto your ass, thus resembling a red faced angry salmon splashing about in a fisherman's bucket.
Oh my god I just passed a real angry salmon" or "my ass is bleeding after being bitten by the angry salmon I just passed" or "hey guys check out my angry salmon
by Mandudno August 23, 2010
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Sammantha is my babygirl.
by MommyLuvsSamBam February 6, 2010
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