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He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.
He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.
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A song by the Chemical Brothers.
A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!
Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!
Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.
by DoDaSalmonDance October 7, 2008
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by Annie4569 December 27, 2012
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The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
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Get the salmon turd mug.Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.
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