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sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs
by chippiebot March 18, 2019
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Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
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Sam

A Sam is someone who is superior to Keira.
Wow, Sam is way better than Keira!”
by NotSomeoneNamedSam January 31, 2022
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Sam

Sam is hot, sweet, funny and all around a great guy. He is sexy and great in the bedroom and at pillow talk.
Girl: look over there at Sam, he is sooooo hot, like OMG.
Guy: I wish I were Sam.
by I love Sam October 3, 2017
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sam

Name given to people who know little to no things about computers.
- Julia : Come on Peter, you know how to use the keyboard, don't do your sam.
by urban_guy_345 August 9, 2018
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Sam

A shortened version of "Samantha" used by women who don't take themselves too seriously. Sams are generally high-energy, full of laughs, but are not immediately liked by people who meet them for the first time. They can seem quiet, but have a deeply loving and caring side to them. They can be overly chatty, and often like to gossip, but would apologize profusely if the recipient ever found out what they said. Sams are often athletic, and thus extremely attractive women who have many suitors. They smile wide, but internally worry about what people think of them. A Sam is someone who takes a little bit to get to know, but once you do, they'll never leave your life.
"Oh, Sam - she's such an odd girl but I love her anyway!"
by observer_of_life January 13, 2018
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Sam

He is small
Toby: Sam is tiny AF
Nick: yes i know he is about 5ft
by TheBigNick December 6, 2021
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