Thumbnail Syndrome

The phenomenon in which someone seems far more attractive in the thumbnail version of a profile picture than they truly are.
I thought the girl who sent me a friend request was hot, but it turned out to be a case of Thumbnail Syndrome.
by Ken_II July 27, 2009
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ganser syndrome

Ganser syndrome is a rare dissociative disorder characterized by nonsensical or wrong answers to questions and other dissociative symptoms such as fugue, amnesia or conversion disorder, often with visual pseudo-hallucinations and a decreased state of consciousness. The syndrome has also been called nonsense syndrome, balderdash syndrome, syndrome of approximate answers, hysterical pseudodementia or prison psychosis. The term prison psychosis is sometimes used because the syndrome occurs most frequently in prison inmates, where it may be seen as an attempt to gain leniency from prison or court officials. Psychological symptoms generally resemble the patient's sense of mental illness rather than any recognized category. The syndrome may occur in persons with other mental disorders such as schizophrenia, depressive disorders, toxic states, paresis, alcohol use disorders and factitious disorders. Ganser syndrome can sometimes be diagnosed as merely malingering, but it is more often defined as dissociative disorder.
Ganser syndrome is described as a Dissociative Disorder Not Otherwise Specified (NOS) in the DSM-IV, and is not currently listed in the DSM-V. It is a rare and an often overlooked clinical phenomenon. In most cases, it is preceded by extreme stress and followed by amnesia for the period of psychosis. In addition to approximate answers, other symptoms include a clouding of consciousness, somatic conversion disorder symptoms, confusion, stress, loss of personal identity, echolalia, and echopraxia.”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018
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Princess Syndrome

This is an attitude and behaviour pattern which is demonstrated by certain females. It’s usually the ones who are narcissistic and who have an overrated opinion of their own intelligence, sense of fashion, taste in music and so on. They are so self-centred and egotistical that they apparently believe that the world revolves around them, and the only purpose of males is to gratify their every wish; you know the sort, the Kim Kardashians and Nicole Scherzingers of this world, stupid and unpleasant. They can be any age from six to ninety-six and many of their demands are petty, ridiculous and self-serving, such as the toilet seat must always be left down. Noel Coward must have been thinking of them when he wrote ‘Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.’ (Private Lives 1930). See also Barbara Cartland.
“Did you hear that? Crazy bitch wants me to take her to the theatre, followed by a meal at the most expensive restaurant and don’t forget to bring a dozen red roses! I only met the retarded slapper yesterday.”
Acute Princess Syndrome, run like fuck!”
by AKACroatalin August 26, 2016
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Shatner syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner, who had a severe case of it while playing Captian Kirk.
William Shatner: "Mr. Sulu! Ahead! Warp factor six! Engage!"
Mr. Sulu: "Captain, your Shatner syndrome again."
by Alexandrei June 25, 2007
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TikTok syndrome

Syndrome, that makes a person randomly dance various popular Tik Tok dances. Most commonly happens when the person is exposed to popular music on Tik Tok but can also happen randomly. Usually widely spread syndrome amongst Tik Tok users. The cure has not been found yet.
Can you see this person randomly move their hands, he/she must have the TikTok syndrome.
by CantMan June 13, 2020
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Sophomore Syndrome

When an upperclassmen in high school is attracted to a sophomore, they have caught a case of Sophomore Syndrome. Any flirting, nude-sending, or exchanges of looks are affiliated with Sophomore Syndrome.
She used to say that she would never date a sophomore, but little did she know she already had Sophomore Syndrome.
by cocoflirt November 23, 2018
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Miticvs Syndrome

This syndrome has been studied by specialists while observing a group of University freshmen in their day-to-day life. It's currently described as a behavior disorder derived from a mutation on the gene WEROCK123 that is now known to create a magnetic field around mutant individuals, causing them to come together and form a group of close friends at some point in their lives. Once this happens, love triangles and even squares tend to appear within the group.

The first cases of this syndrome appeared in a group of medicine students (composed of four females and four males) back in 2010, leading to symptoms such as heartache, confusion, and multiple making out partners.

A cure has not yet been found.

FAQs:
- How do I know if I have Miticvs Syndrome?
- Is it contagious?
- If I have it, what are the odds I'll pass it on to my children?
- Is there a vaccine?
E.g. 1:
-"OMG, they're all coupled with each other!"
-"They have Miticvs Syndrome."
by I_win_ahah January 16, 2011
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