stay swiss

To remain neutral, avoid conflict, refuse to get involved. Done when a conflict is so messy, unclear, or just flat-out retarded that it's better off just not bothering at all. The term is named after Switzerland, which has a reputation for remaining neutral. In fact, it hasn't been directly involved in a major war for over 200 years. The most recent thing close to a war was a civil war between the Catholics and Protestants that had around 100 casualties in 1847. It lasted less than a month.

Bob: Oh my god, Phil! Mark and Alice are going to war over this divorce settlement!
Phil: Sorry man, I think I'll stay Swiss.

Bob: What does that mean?
Phil: It means I don't want to be involved.
Bob: Fair enough. Fancy a beer?

by UDUser4820 February 11, 2018

swiss sizzler

Fucking a fat girl to the point of exhaustion and then rolling her down the stairs.

E.g. "I gave Burtha, the baddest swiss sizzler in human history"
Or "Gertrude is a fucking hoe, I want to swiss sizzle that bitch dizzy"

by swisssizzler September 29, 2014

swiss appointment

appoinment that is scheduled with a Swiss National precisely in umm... at least three weeks in advance because otherwise they would loose face not to have any appointment in the mean time at all and to appear too needy to make the appointment too soon.

I'm gonna have my swiss appointment with Reto in a fortnight. Gosh he'll sit around for two weeks just preparing that.

by philippedemorat August 6, 2012

Swiss Roll

When you cum in a chick's ass, and then she takes a shit and it's all swirled together like a swiss roll.

"Oh man I had the greatest anal last night and then made the best swiss roll this morning!"

by MonkeyCheese3d November 29, 2011

Swiss Shitter

How poor people refer to swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Patek Philippe and Audemars Piguet

Jim: I heard Ryan made a killing on dogecoin and bought himself a Rolex
Bob: I would never waste my money for swiss shitter like that, a true horology enthusiast knows Seiko is the pinnacle of watch making,
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021

Swiss Colony

A Midwestern employer that offers zero benefits, zero guaranteed hours, and zero time off allowance. Never ever work for this company, it will only bring you pain.

Dude1: I really need to get a job.
Dude2: Anywhere but Swiss Colony man, that place is hell.

by Matthew Schultz June 9, 2007

Swiss Cheese

Somebody who acts nice when in presence of those who like her, but when alone with those she does not like, becomes rude and self centered. Swiss cheese's are often snobbish to the point were it becomes amusing to only you.

Layla: Hey Hayley! Apparently Carly got the lead role in the school play!
Hayley: Ughhh...
Layla: WHAT?! YOU DONT LIKE CARLY?!!!!!!111?!!!1111
Hayley: She's such a swiss cheese...
Layla: Whatev.

by Okay? Okay. October 5, 2013