Taylor Swift 

A girl version of Justin Bieber

Can't really sing nor play guitar
All of their songs are about stupid made-up love and only has two different chords
Acts like they're 5 years younger
Idols of retarded 6-13 years old girls

Little Girl: When I grow up, I want to be like Taylor Swift!

Girl 2: Isn't she the "country" singer with fucking mediocre songs with stupid lyrics?
Guy: Yeah, just like Justin Bieber

Taylor Swift by Zimamindfucks December 23, 2010

John Swift 

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

John Swift by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

Taylor Swift 

A very sweet Grammy winning artist. Singer/songwriter born December 13, 1989. She sings about her life and things she may be going through. She cares for each and every one of her fans and is a cat lover.

Taylor Swift has amazing music

Taylor Swift by Claraswiftie13 August 16, 2017

Taylor Swift 

Taylor Alison Swift was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, PA. She is, despite popular belief, a hugely down to earth (and i say this objectively) and positive person. She is extremely talented, and there is a huge misconception that she only sings about love. She has written hundreds of songs about finding out who you are (A Place in This World), fighting cancer (Soon You’ll Get Better) and many other issues she’s come across in her lifetime that are often overlooked. i have also had people tell me that the only reason she became famous was because she was wealthy and upper class, which she was not. she grew up on a farm, dreaming of someday being able to afford things she wanted. she is an extremely talented human. stop hating.

“i think i love taylor swift”
“but...she’s a huge slut”

“SHUT UP VERONICA you’re 12 and you’ve dated 8 guys, she’s dated 7 and she’s 29.”

Taylor Swift by TAYLOR SWIFT STANNIE September 21, 2019

T-Swift 

1. T-swift - Is the termination of an intimate relationship by any means other than death and writing a hit song about it.

2. T-swifted - used often as a comeback when you or your mate gets "burned"

1. I can't believe he gave you the old T-swift! You're too good for him girlfriend

2. Becky you just got T-swifted! Damn hahaha

T-Swift by shibbyzeroskater January 16, 2013

Jonathan Swift 

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

Jonathan Swift by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

Comper Swift 

A plane model that is literally impossible to build

Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT

Comper Swift by Hitman1914 April 27, 2010