Dirty stats

When you share stats with your partner

Hey do I got the arrest, do you want the citation

Nah dawg. I don’t want those dirty stats

by Rollbt April 30, 2019

statsdotzip

The Dopest Person Imaginable. nobody can top them

Bro your almost as good as Statsdotzip

by nobody5568 October 3, 2018

baller stats

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

take 100 seats

An "urban" term used by teenage, power tripping assistants on innocent, unsuspecting interns.

girl in glittery purple uggs: "take 100 seats!"
intern: "please stop talking to me."

by S. Ghaz July 15, 2011

floor seats

sleeping on the floor

hey you trying to let me hit that ..
nah...
well you got floor seats tonight.


hey.. i wanna spend the night with you..
you not sleepin in the bed with me.. you can have floor seats tho

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

satsop

An extremely small yet diverse town on the outskirts of Elma. The highlights of this town are the historic three-room school house, the ancient Satsop store, and the numerous trailer parks. The people inhabiting this town include clans of trailer trash, Nazis and the sumation of inbreeding. Popular hobbies include but are not limited to: producing meth, child/teenage prostitution, shooting and roasting domestic animals, comsuming large quantities alchohol, logging, and fornicating with relatives.

Let's not go to Satsop, I don't feel like commiting suicide today.

by Britt E March 28, 2008

stats

Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics

Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!

by Trust November 5, 2003