Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010
Get the squishy turtlemug. by rvic May 25, 2014
Get the pale and squishymug. by Awesomedonut February 11, 2020
Get the Squishymug. A very hard to master sex move, where the partner at the bottom must squeeze the left nipple of the partner on top while licking the right nipple.
Alex: So how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
Rex: Oh yeah, I gave her the squishy licky last night
Alex: Wait I thought you just had a body pillow
Rex: Oh yeah, I gave her the squishy licky last night
Alex: Wait I thought you just had a body pillow
by i wanna frick October 31, 2016
Get the Squishy Lickymug. Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
by ThaDemonDestiney May 23, 2019
Get the Squishy Facemug. 
