also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits
nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka
by ...mary May 4, 2003

1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).
2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.
3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.
3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)
fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
by r-Y-a-N October 6, 2005

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo
by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011

The act of blowing extremely wet fecial matter full of consumed meat out of your anus after comsuming a copious amount of various meats.
by Meat slurper February 26, 2011

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
