Blumpkie Spliche

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

by Bruvther September 16, 2016

turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017

Indian Splace

woman spread eagle ass up and guy must cannonball into the pussy

I did the indian splace and now i am a acrobatic.

by N.O.E. January 26, 2022

Lickity Splickety

When something needs to be done on a whole new level of lickity split

I need you to get that sombrero for me lickity splickety

by Platinum Factor April 3, 2022

Cumberland Splice

A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.

“Morning honey. Cumberland Splice for breakfast?”

by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023

PP-SPLICE

When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!

Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf

John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!

Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….

by Laglog December 1, 2024

On Splicc

An AAVE slang phrase used to emphasize truth, sincerity, or seriousness, similar to "on God," but as a playful or creative alternative for those who prefer not to invoke the Lord's name. It conveys strong conviction or assurance.

"I'm telling you, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen, on splicc."
"If they think I'm going back to that job, they're crazy, on splice!"

by AAVE Interpreter December 5, 2024