speed camera 

An instrument used to capture pictures of speeding motorists by using sensors on the road surface.

Hey Aziz, i shot the lense of that fucking speed camera so i can drive by it fast to make it flash!

speed camera by Mohamed Asistobazimi March 20, 2004

Speed Demon 

Someone who enjoys running fast, and doesn’t have a good mental health.

Look at that guy, he’s a speed demon.

Speed Demon by RugbyPinkFlash August 20, 2018

Speed Seeing 

Ultra efficiently viewing, seeing, experiencing and enjoying sights.

During a day in Yosemite the Speed Seeing Couple was able to experience 3 days worth of sights by not lollygagging. Blasting past each tourist filled stop.

Speed Seeing by marble_player December 4, 2010

speed racing 

smoking large amounts marijuana

i feel like speed racing

speed racing by flaming potatoes November 24, 2016

speed ghoster 

1. An online persona, typically found on social media websites, who contacts another person, engages in conversation and through it, quickly grows rapport and trust then when the engagee is ready to meet in the real world, deletes all messages, their profile and subsequently disappears.

2. Similar to "Ghosting" but restricted to online-only pre-dating rituals akin to speed dating, but virtual.

3. A short story of the same name written by Joseph R. Sharpe describing the phenomena

The speed ghoster deleted her profile and all messages, never to be seen on Tinder again.

speed ghoster by Incultus August 24, 2017

Speed Tapping 

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.

1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."

Speed Tapping by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018

Speed Mooching 

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

Speed Mooching by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019