Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.

My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.

by fittytrent May 10, 2016

kiddie speed

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.

Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.

by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008

Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.

Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace

by 420palace January 20, 2009

Sam Speed

womaniser but also likes men

“Oh my GOSH”
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men”

by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022

At the Speed of Light

a song on newgrounds that gets constantly used in every hell level on a shape game

At the Speed of light is used in Geometry Dash levels like, Cataclysm, Bloodbath, Bloodlust, and many more.

by Procrastinator9001 April 22, 2022