Smitty

A submitter of content to a website (mainly Fark.com) who is obviously retarded.

Smitty thought "spork" was a compound word and not a portmanteau.

by tototototoad April 28, 2010

Smitties

The plural acronym for the phrase "See Me In Ten Years" pertaining to young women used by (legal) older males when they would like to engage in sexual intercourse or sexual acts of any kind.

"Bro, check out that group of smitties over there."
"Yeah bro! We could totally dominate those smitties!"

by SmithySmith September 30, 2008

Smitty

When you do somthing dumb and now You got the shit face.
it also means if you were to get embarrassed!

If you see a boy in the hallway and he was to fall down the stairs you would say "ooooo Smitty!"

If a boy ask a girl for her number and she say no then the boy gone be looking "Smitty."

by through witit September 29, 2009

Smettzle

Adj. Used to describe extremely boring or stupid situations, teachers, jokes conversations, etc. Warning, anything "smettzle" may cause drowsiness!

Man, that bio class is so SMETTZLE! I am always

I am leaving, this party is so smettzle, I may fall asleep!

Steve-"When will pigs fly? When Swine flu!"
John- Steve you and your joke are so smetzy! Ew.

by Mai-Juin May 5, 2009

Smutty-Putt

A word describing a female meaning she acts like or is nasty, a tramp, etc.

Wow, that girl cheated on her man. She's a Smutty-putt.

by Jenny Boom Boom 2010 March 23, 2010

Smatty

Slang term for a sandwich - does not have to have ham in.

This egg and bacon smatty is the nuts.

I can't eat this smatty, it's got mayonnaise in.

by tubes11 November 12, 2010

Smitty

A dirty girl that flirts with everyone’s boyfriend

Er rhat girls a smitty

by Blindfoldedickhead March 31, 2019