grandma's nanner smasher

The fat butt of a GILF

man: daaaamn jamal i need some of grandma's nanner smasher before that old bitch passes

jamal: ill fucking kill you dude

by schizomode July 15, 2022

Red Passion Splasher

The name for when you have such aggressive sex that the pussy starts splashing all over the place… but she’s on her period.

I was with this girl last night and things got steamy, but we started having a Red Passion Splasher!

by SplasherFan15 November 12, 2022

splasher

(Mostly) a male that pees all over the toilet, due to the lack of aiming it into the toilet.

No example of the word splasher is available at this moment.

by JA9. December 22, 2008

melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

smasher

a true lad u can get smashed with an just all out mandem

Mate Joe is a proper smasher!

by Bossman14 January 1, 2011

Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.

That darn throat smasher clan

by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010

Town Smasher

A phrase originated in the British city of Plymouth, meaning a large gang or mandem of youths who vape, blast grime music out of Bluetooth speakers and by other means cause disturbance to members of the general public. Similar to a chav.

1. "Ay Tom, the town smashers are over

there."
2. "Yeah, Ciaran is definitely a Town

Smasher."

by Big Chav 69 November 4, 2018