Pocket Size Stow Away Gay

A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.

“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.

by PiedPiperSoFla June 11, 2018

8 to 5 step size

The most common/basic step sized used in high school marching bands. It basically means 8 steps within every 5 yards.

Band Director: "Okay guys, this next set will be marched at an 8 to 5 step size.

by mrsmsfts September 10, 2015

fat bitch size

A Star Jones portion of Food

-How Much do you want Miss Jones?
-A Fat Bitch Size please

by Chad Tyler November 8, 2005

Travel Size

Small, Tiny, In reference to a certain Male body part that is not big enough for *Normal* Use.

Hey did you here about Mark That skinny white guy, he is so carrying a Travel Size.

by Mysteriously Metal August 27, 2005

disappointing size

The forerunner of fun sized chocolate bars.

Here Son, a bag of 40 dissapionting sized chocolate bars to hand out to your friends at your birthday party.

by chris carter September 9, 2004

gavens dick size

Massively huge penis. Enormously engorged penis.

"Bro, You got a gavens dick size"

by Jason Humphrey November 15, 2020

The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

by Sharkacorn May 1, 2020