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Simulationista

A person or group that studies, follows, delivers and practices the art and science of Simulation as a tool for education, improvement and change
A Simulationista in Health Care uses Simulation Based Education to learn critical skills using deliberate practice as opposed to learning OJT on the Job !
by SMMD October 11, 2017
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Sication

Time spent off (vacation), only sick the whole time.
Can't wait for this sication to be over.
by Shua've June 11, 2018
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shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.
Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.
by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006
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shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself
The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation
by Stias April 9, 2006
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hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
by carole and RIch October 16, 2007
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simulation

A kinder & gentler word British soccer announcers use to describe the dramatic injuries soccer players routinely feign when they want a foul to be called on their opponent. In truth, what they're describing is almost universally called a dive. (ex.: Callahan took such an obvious dive, the referee gave him a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct.)
Announcer (describing player writhing on the ground): Beckham's loss would be a terrific blow to this already beleaguered squad, Ian.

Color commentator: It certainly would, Brian, if he's actually injured. But let's... look at the replay... right there, you can see Robinho merely tugged at his shirt, so this is just a simulation for the referee's benefit.
by Rocketfueler June 30, 2010
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Situation Stipulation

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.
"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!
by Pete187 November 26, 2007
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