jimbo shrimp

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019

shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021

shrimp arms

The arms on a overweight person that begin to resemble the shape of a shrimp, as in the upper half of the arm being very large (the shrimp's head) and tapering down as it gets closer to the hand (the shrimp's tail).

Look at the shrimp arms on that beast!

by thekellinator January 5, 2011

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Shrimp juice

Juice that comes out of shrimp

Shrimp juice is the Oozy juice that comes out of micheals jumbo shrimp

by Strawberry berry Daqueri March 9, 2021