sharded

Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.

OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!

by UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl March 14, 2007

Shared

When communism takes over you and you must finally let Timmy play with your toy dinosaur.

The biscuits were shared around.

by IzzyTheNonAddictedFnafFan December 5, 2018

Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.

"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"

by radio politik January 9, 2007

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 6, 2004

Sharked

V. Past tense. To stay sober at a party or bar in order to better chase your drunken pray in hopes of a hook up or slam.

"You know that quiet girl in our religion class? She totally sharked me last night."

"I'm not drinking tonight. I'm going sharking."

by Gage Horn April 17, 2012

shatted

a. to have been done wrong upon.
Also: b. alteration to the word shat (past tense to the word shit)

For example, say if one of your buddies comes over and begins to hang out with you for the night with a couple other people, then leaves, with a full drink still left to drink, then you have been shatted.

You have been shatted upon.

by Larry R. Wendel October 24, 2004

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.

Bubba shafted that noob.

by Zack May 13, 2004