sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

Sea Of Shit

A large area of liquid shit that is spilled on someones carpet.

OMG. Jim just spilled a sea of shit in the dining room, we'll have to leave via the window.

by SH!T4LIFE May 5, 2020

sea dating

The term used for long distance relationships that are intercontinental.

Hunter and I started sea dating recently.

by Br0kenAngel June 9, 2018

sea nymph

Sea nymphs are deities from Greek mythology. The reside in the seas and are described as playful and sexually attractive young women that were loved by many. Sea nymphs usually have beautiful singing voices and are said to protect sailors at sea as opposed to sirens that were said to lure and kill them.

Chad: Dude ive heard sirens are these hot chicks in the sea that sing to seduce sailors.

Jason: Yea but, like, then turned into a monster and killed them. Nah, sea nymphs are way cooler.

by cryptic feline March 23, 2019

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.

she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months

by shedevil666 December 31, 2016

chicken of the sea

A naval game where opposing naval ships try to provoke one another with dangerous actions and maneuvers.

The Gulf of Tonkin incident was a game of chicken of the sea that was used to promote American intervention in Viet Nam.

by quesondriac May 8, 2013