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Father's Day

A day to celebrate all the men around the world that presumed the role of a father in a child's life. Often overlooked and made about single mothers
Happy father's day dad!
by DefinitionFixer June 22, 2020
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women's day

christmas!

the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !

the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !

john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!

one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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Valentine's Day

Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single
Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it
by hipster_chick516 March 14, 2012
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valentine's day

A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.
Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
by Stephy February 19, 2004
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April Fool's Day

The best holiday of the year. Day when friends get to pull the ULITMATE jokes on each other no matter how mean they are.
Jer and Tav got Tara good this year. On April fools day they told her a friend was dead and she believed it! That rocked!
by viscioustart March 28, 2005
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Fannytime's Day

Fannytime's Day is the English equivalent of Valentine's Day - Fannytime’s Day occurs every February 14. In England, chocolates, flowers and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Fannytime.
Happy Fannytime's Day!
by EnglishWords February 14, 2022
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Keg Patrick's Day

The Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day when it falls on a boring weekday. This may include a city parade where everyone drinks, followed by a night getting even more drunk.
Seamus: Dude, St. Pattie's Day is on a Tuesday this year! That sucks!

Connor: Yeah, but at least we can celebrate Keg Patrick's Day this Saturday!
by GladysRules46 March 16, 2009
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