Scuba poo

the type of poo that just flows out

mr J.A hilton had a bad case of scuba poos, resulting in a puddle of excrement by his feet.

by christophiser March 4, 2009

scumtart

a scumtart is when your kitty gets a crusty grosse eye and meows like a bitch all night and keeps you up.

aww look that poor kittys draggin his scum tart on he carpet

ugh! check out the scumtart on that feline

does that cat have pink eye?

by MinestroneMan10 January 4, 2010

scataracts

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.

while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts

by getusum July 8, 2010

Scuha

Someone who thinks they have it rough in terms of work and time management when really they are just a work shy cunt.

Jay: Ah mate I have got like 3 lectures to go today, I wish today was like my other days.... nothing
Sal: Mate, let me just say one thing... YOU ARE A SCUHA!
Jay: :O BLUDFIRE!!

by Saleem D May 17, 2011

Scuba Diving

When you eat a girl out while taking a bath together

Dude, Tracy and I went scuba diving together last night.

by SuckMyDillon October 8, 2017

Scuba Diving

Vaginal Motorboating

I went scuba diving between her legs

by blondeitalian November 10, 2013

Scutch

A real good fucking or beating. Informal term. Derogatory term. Darwen lingo

"Ey yer fuck-pig, brew up or I'll scutch thee". Father Vern, 2014.
"Scutch up you motherscutcher" Father La Vern, Ala bamboo bay
Me gimmer lambs need scutchin'. Father Vern, 2015.

by The real slim scutchy June 16, 2016