Don't be a salty hoe
by Leikitt June 14, 2014
A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.
After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.
Or
Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".
Or
After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.
Or
Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".
Or
After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.
by saltychurro March 08, 2013
I just have her a salty apple
by bustardbreasts September 30, 2018
by Dice Collins JJ November 23, 2021
Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.
*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
by themaskedrider June 27, 2017
Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.
by ProfessorOaksCloset December 08, 2022