sack of oats

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.

Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.

Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.

by Bassline May 25, 2006

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sack nav

In-built biological navigation system used by the male of the species to find a mate. Generally initiated by combining a state of over-laden plums with a large intake of alcohol.

'Peter's going round the dancefloor like a dog with two dicks. Yeah, he must have switched on the Sack Nav'

by gavos March 4, 2009

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Sack Dipping

The sexual act of dipping ones ballsack into another man/womans anus, while squatting over them. Giving the illusive effect of dipping your ballsack.

Guy1: Woah bro, I was so wasted last night! I went sack dipping
Guy2: Thats just wrong..

by Dr.Gerb April 21, 2010

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A weapon used to defeat any enemy that comes your way. A sack of cats is actually exactly that, a sack of cats. Usually the cats in this sack are ferrel and extremely hungry making for a really gruesome demise for your opponent. Once the sack of cats has been thrown, they fight each other until they have fought their way out of the sack, and then they tear your skin to shreds afterwards eating your remains.

#1. Nnnnooooo!!!! Not the sack of cats! What have I done to deserve this? I'm not ready to die...

#2. Man... I didn't know that throwing a sack of cats could be so gruesome. That was friggen awesome! That guys face is trailing from the side of Fluffy's mouth.

by mrsmegnolia February 4, 2007

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