Religious People

Hym "You don't get a say Jew lover. Religious people are going to get your kids killed. Get your guns ready on both the child murder and not child murder side because it's almost child murder o'clock."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

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Rylicious • relicious • Ralicious • rilicious • ryalicious • Religious Right • religious • Religious fundamentalist • Religious ignorance • religiously

quite religious

Quite religious means that you are a little bit religious

Do you go to church on Sundays?? No we are quite religious, we just celebrate the big holidays,

by The3nglishmasta September 14, 2017

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Day religious

Praying all day. Partying all night

My son is only day religious during vbs.

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fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

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