Noah Joseph Rust

Noah Joseph Rust is an autistic monkey who's not locked in at school and is failing with all F grades

Noah Joseph Rust touched my willie

by NekoNeo March 14, 2025

Rust God

Ian. Simple as that. Ian is the rust god.

Dude #1 :I’m literally the rust god

Dude #2 : Bitch you not Ian

by rustgodswife June 11, 2023

Rust Console Edition

The most Dogshit and laggiest game on Console, You will get Offlined and BRUTALLY RAPED by everyone even Nakeds will Fuck you

Rust Console Edition is the Shittest game out there dude. It felt like I Got brutally raped and PTSD. FUCK THAT GAME, I might play tomorrow to Take L’s all day and get shat on by full kits 👍

by Monkeysasshole March 21, 2023

Boston Rust Crust

Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.

Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!

by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

rust-a-board

A rust-a-board (or rustaboard) is a person who causes their motherboard to rust.

Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025

rust fever

when you’ve been playing rust for so long that you start seeing people or things in game that aren’t real. people experiencing rust fever may also have irrational thoughts and say or do abnormal things. rust fever also affects your real life and it’s always in a negative way.

Bro has been on rust all day he probably has rust fever.

Don’t listen to anything Mikey says he has rust fever

by kofaz April 22, 2024