Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister
Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.
by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019
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Lucas Russell

An uncontrollable force of utter chaos and destruction. He is an 8-foot-tall 30-year-old bodybuilder compressed into a short person. Run, he is now locked on to you.
Person 1: Lucas Russell is on his way
Person 2: Brother, pray to whatever god you may have that you are fast enough
by HUYNHHUYNHHUYNH July 25, 2022
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Russell Wilson

To win under impossible circumstances; to come up clutch.
I just Russell Wilson'd all of my homework the day it was due.
by mondo- October 16, 2020
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Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough
“Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker
by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023
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Royal Russell

Royal Russell school is a school full of boys who
think they're fine and girls who think they're the
baddest (g) it's acc embarrassing. The girls are
snakes and will fuck u over for any boy, even
when they look like a sewage rat. The girls like to
give ugly boys head in the woods, especially
behind the back of the sports hall go
“Oh do yu go royal Russell
“Yeah”
“Fuck off u posh twat
by Bigdickdaddy16637373 October 11, 2021
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Russel Jay

His demeanor is intimidating but deeply he is very comforting. I have not known him for long but for some special reason, I have grown fond of him.
Russel Jay, I lessthanthree you.
by <: August 18, 2021
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mrs. russell

A tallish lady. In her seventies. Loud and stylish. Has a large tooth in her neck and loves Wyatt Barnyes
Mrs. Russell ate her soup. She literally ate it. It was hard.
by Joe FindleBacker January 29, 2016
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