"You just got Ruszed!"
"I know, I couldn't escape, he Ruszed me for an hour."
"You have some sick on you too."
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"I know, I couldn't escape, he Ruszed me for an hour."
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by number16 April 28, 2013
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"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
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Jane was mortified when she came home to her husband hoovering the house whilst performing a Rusty Sherman and crying out in a high pitched voice `I'm a lady!'
by Mr. Wopopo July 23, 2015
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Otis and Kira were a blur as they ran from the kitchen to the living room and back again on the invisible race track only they could see. Jack Russell Turbo needs not be defined once it has been witnessed.
by kdez February 12, 2010
Get the Jack Russell Turbo mug.Rush Limbaugh is a liar, hypocrite and asshole.
Limbaugh could not serve in the military due to his debilitating condition called, flat feet. (Yeah, I know, horrible disease there, people dying all over the world cause their feet are flat.)
Limbaugh supports the war in Iraq, and berates soldiers that want and need to come home, he calls them, "phony soldiers". (Good idea Limbaugh, so this soldier who got his leg blown off in a car bomb incident, shouldn't be coming home in your mind, he should be serving in this corrupt war in the middle east, while you get to sit your fat ass down and flat feet in your radio chair.)
Rush Limbaugh has this hypocritical belief that all drug users should be put in prisons and that they are the scum of the earth. (Well, let's look at this, Limbaugh gets to write phony presciptions so he can eat his morning OxyContin and get through his day. That's okay though, Limbaugh doesn't have to go to jail, he gets to go take a "vacation" and be clean of his habit.
Limbaugh could not serve in the military due to his debilitating condition called, flat feet. (Yeah, I know, horrible disease there, people dying all over the world cause their feet are flat.)
Limbaugh supports the war in Iraq, and berates soldiers that want and need to come home, he calls them, "phony soldiers". (Good idea Limbaugh, so this soldier who got his leg blown off in a car bomb incident, shouldn't be coming home in your mind, he should be serving in this corrupt war in the middle east, while you get to sit your fat ass down and flat feet in your radio chair.)
Rush Limbaugh has this hypocritical belief that all drug users should be put in prisons and that they are the scum of the earth. (Well, let's look at this, Limbaugh gets to write phony presciptions so he can eat his morning OxyContin and get through his day. That's okay though, Limbaugh doesn't have to go to jail, he gets to go take a "vacation" and be clean of his habit.
by TJM91 April 18, 2009
Get the Rush Limbaugh mug.a phrase invented by taylor swift on her album evermore (gold rush, 2020) it’s when you really like someone but there are others who want them desperately as well, and it ends up in a rush to get the golden one. just to reiterate, she invented this phrase!
Dang, Taylor Swift is awesome. Girls and guys are gonna be lining up to be her friend like it’s a gold rush.
by book beep December 14, 2020
Get the gold rush mug.The funniest indian comedian ever. I saw his taping and nearly cried for a good 45 minutes because it was so funny. You have to see this guy.
"IMMIGRANTS!"
"But dad, UR an immigrant"
"EHH! YOU VATCH VAT U SAY TO ME!!"
"!Xobile"
"OI! RUSSELL! SOMEBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD"
"But dad, UR an immigrant"
"EHH! YOU VATCH VAT U SAY TO ME!!"
"!Xobile"
"OI! RUSSELL! SOMEBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD"
by h1ndu November 22, 2004
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