Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

rum sweats

The "healthy glow" humans get after spending the night with Captain Morgan.

A:"Why is my face so shiny?"
B: "Rum sweats"

by Prosecc-ho June 3, 2018

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019

rum rape

when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission

“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”

“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”

by cambg December 18, 2023

rum slave

A derogatory term for persons related to slaves that were brought to areas in the Caribbean and South America and forced to work on sugar cane plantations (which were needed to produce molasses, a key ingredient in producing rum). This term is usually only used when referring to a person of Puerto Rican descent, due to Puerto Rico being the capital of rum production.

Our vacation to Puerto Rico was quite unforgettable due to the fact that Heather had her purse snatched by some rum slave. We had to make an unplanned venture the cruise ship to have more traveler's checks issued, which forced us to cancel our plans to go rain forest hiking.

by brettuthius July 20, 2007

Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019