rum guzzler

one who guzzles (swallows) alot of rum at one time like captin jack sparrow

jack sparrow is a rum guzzler.

by captin jack sperra February 27, 2017

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Rum

A piece of shit! Someone who brings down others so their miserable ass has someone to hangout with!

Josh ayal is a fucking rum! He is always shooting meth and sucking dicks!

by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

rum huggie

When a pirate gives you a drunk reach around with his hook hand!

Dude! Did Captain Hook give you a rum huggie last night!!

by Big Felix the Nigerian August 12, 2017

Doing a Rum Cup

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.

I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018

Indian Rum Bum

The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.

I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.

by bigbuttfucker October 24, 2018