f-rum the retarded rabbit 

bugs bunny.

f-rum the retarded rabbit is really just bugs bunny.

f-rum the retarded rabbit by mike hendrickson January 10, 2004

monkey rum 

A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.

"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."

monkey rum by debiant May 9, 2010

bum rum 

a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.

"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"

bum rum by original jimster June 30, 2009

diddley-rum

The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.

a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.

b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.

diddley-rum by grnlk May 20, 2010

hot buttered rum 

This is the combination of four basic things which varies with the addition of various spices in accordance to personal taste. The basic ingredients are in order of mixing:
1. Hot water
2. Sugar
3. Molasses
4. Butter
5. Rum
The sugar, molasses, butter, and spices should be mixed together into a batter and then mixed into the hot water, before the rum is mixed in. Hot buttered rum batter can be purchase from Trader Joe's.

After the blizzard was over he was ready for a hot buttered rum.

hot buttered rum by 212possum July 17, 2011

red rum

Yes all of those are right but the sexual term is when you are having anal so hard that you cause her asshole to bleed and as you pull out you cum onto the now red asshole. You mix it all together with your dick making a reddish mixture. For an added bonus you take a cup and gather the liquid and offer it to her as 'red rum'.

"Dude, can you believe it! Your mom actually drunk the red rum!"

"Shannon wouldn't drink the red rum, so I poured it all over her face."

red rum by 2E3v23n3i24 January 13, 2008

malibu coconut rum

A coconut rum ordered by precocious thugs and Barbie wannabes that they believe ups their street cred and makes them seem more enticing sexually

"Omg, he's so hot. Maybe if I bat my eyelashes and order this Malibu coconut rum and cranberry he will come flirt with me!"

malibu coconut rum by Banshee007 November 4, 2013