Ruben

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.

A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.

“Oi, it’s ruben”..

by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

Ruben

has an unbelievably large penis.

Wow Ruben your penis is big

by Rdctv November 22, 2021

Rubene

A obese russian teacher.

The house is leening to one side Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

Rubene

A obese russian teacher

The house is leening to the right side, Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

Ruben Papichups

A person who is the "king of breaking the seal" .

"Hey did you see that son of a Ruben Papichups?" "Yeah, I saw her! She used the bathrook 6 times in 1 hour !"

"Yeah, she is such a Ruben Papichups...always breaking the seal and clogging the toilets".

by 저슽 me August 30, 2021

Ruben

Ruben's are all jews. It's a fact.

You can't trust that guy, he's a total Ruben(Jew).

by Qnotajew July 7, 2021

Ruben

The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.

Friend : you are so annoying, and such a ruben!

by Fortntie lord cringy July 11, 2021