Rubene

A obese russian teacher

The house is leening to the right side, Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

Ruben

A certified black person even if his skin color says differently. Always allowed to say the N-word

James: ‘I heard Ruben said the n-word but he is white!’
Thomas: ‘But he is Ruben he is certified black.’

by RealBlackie December 3, 2021

Ruben

He is the most handsome man in the world. He is kind, protective, funny, good listener, smart and all the good things you could imagine. He always remembers small details and makes you feel like the most fortunate girl in the world. He is the best friend you could have. He is very sportive too, and motivates you to be better, physically and as a person. He makes you feel special and wanted, he is the most special man in the world. I hope everybody gets to know someone like him.

X: I love Ruben
X: You are very lucky to have him

by snsnsnsnsnsnsn December 4, 2024

Ruben

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.

A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.

“Oi, it’s ruben”..

by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

Ruben

Gay

Ruben is gay as fuck

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt

Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022

Ruben

A hot, cute guy that is very charming. Very fashionable and has a lot of friends. A smile so hot it makes girls fall in love. He's super cool and acts nonchalant when he's very playful with his homeboys.

Example: you're so Ruben!

by Dishita1807 June 29, 2025