Dead Root

A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, and whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
by El_Gilbartos February 26, 2006
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Rooting for the Dutch

"Rooting for the Dutch" is a term used when you know someone and/or something has no chance, but you still pull for it anyways. Created by rooting for the Dutch soccer and baseball teams which always play teams they have no business playing, and lose. Basically, you're rooting for the underdog who has no business even trying what they are about to attempt.
"Look at Dave trying to spit game, he has zero chance with that girl."
"Yeah I know. But hey, I'm still rooting for the Dutch."
by dfndub March 20, 2013
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root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.
Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.
by Eric February 19, 2004
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Root/r00t

1. Computer geek term for having power or complete control over a computer system.

2. Also used for having power over other stuff.
1. I'm the sysadmin(system administrator) here, and I've got root!

2. In a game of basketball, if you're winning, you'd say, "I've got root on you and this game. And your mom. Bitch."
by GreenChief March 16, 2005
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root

She's a hottie, but her friend is a root.
by kevin wiley May 11, 2008
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boot and root

derived from the boot and rally. this is specifically before a sporting event, usually college football. Drink a ton and then throw up so you feel good enough to root your team to victory
Man, Harrison wasn't lookin' too good before the game, how's he able to cheer so loudly?

O he pulled the boot and root and now he's good to go.
by 210 Knox November 18, 2008
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Root canal

It is when you have any bad sexual experience with a woman, but especially when you have a bad sexual experience THAT YOU PAID FOR with a hooker.
That hooker is a real root canal. You're better to go toothless than experience that kind of pain again.
by thelastresorter November 05, 2014
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