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Two Kinds of Retarted

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.
Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.
by Numero A November 3, 2009
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Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.
Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.
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Retarded faggot

Girl 1 "Did you see that retarded faggot over there"
Girl 2 "Oh ya, that idiot is definitely a Corey"
by Truth speaker69020120 March 17, 2019
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lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.
Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!
by hellpuppy November 19, 2007
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legally retarded

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.
OMG those girls are legally retarded.
by the reals deals August 11, 2010
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Jorge the Retarded Dolphin

A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.
I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose
by STYU Alums November 2, 2006
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retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)
Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!
by Hardryv August 15, 2006
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