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Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)
1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"
by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023
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Retard

This person reading this is a retard
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Retard

Can a single one of you retards get on a point.
by MiniGrunt January 24, 2021
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Retard

You
Your a retard for searching retard
by Walter the dog August 7, 2020
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retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?
if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here
by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008
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Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.
Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."
by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021
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Retard

Someone who is too stupid to realise the obvious reality/option/solution.
People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard
by Randompersondumbass April 29, 2020
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