realeasing the hostages

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Reflection

Everything you say is a direct reflection of yourself.

Reflection

by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013

catch and release

to catch feces in your hand and throw it away

Jon was too tired to get out of the shower to poop and his poop was too big to stomp down the drain so he pulled a "catch and release" and tossed it into the toilet.

by jo_rel May 18, 2014

Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

fast reflexes

The only acceptable substitute for good manners.

When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005

release the doves

to commence ejaculation (male)

Cathy was late for work and needed to get in the shower, so she demanded that I release the doves.

by hinder90 June 1, 2006

reblessed

Having been disassembled, reassembled, reconfigured and generally improved. A condition a computer may experience after prolonged contact with a geek.

I'm so glad my computer is working properly again. I'd forgotten how quick it used to be. I should have had it reblessed ages ago.

by BvO November 20, 2003