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remoted island

The way Cee-Lo Green talks about remote islands.
"Would a trip to a remoted island ease your mind?" - Cee-Lo Green (I Want You)
by Cornbread-n-Raised December 17, 2010
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Daters Remorse

the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.

When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.

Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.
So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.

I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.
by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009
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Gamers Remorse

the regretfull feeling one gets whilst trudging exhaustedly through the day after a dutiful night of gaming...
Tim: Why are you so tired Dylan?
Dylan: I have gamers remorse...
Tim: Ahhh, too much World of Warcraft last night?
by Captain Fodder January 12, 2011
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safely remove hardware

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.
User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!
by xxdeathx January 7, 2013
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Saver's remorse

The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.
Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.
by r&r_metro December 9, 2008
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remove kebab

An internet meme that serves as another way of saying "stop islam from taking over Europe".

More than 99% of Europeans want to do that without killing or hurting anyone, by the way, so don't listen to the assholes who say that most people who use this meme are talking about genocide or civil war. The term originated from a silly civil war video, but the modern meaning of the term has nothing to do with civil war.

Furthermore, 99% of the people who use the meme are talking about deporting illegal aliens, NOT stripping citizens of their citizenship. The constitution of every European country makes that impossible, so it's a moot point anyway.
Have you SEEN the statistics on the "islam in europe" page on Wikipedia??? In a few decades they'll have enough voters to take over my country! Enough is enough! Remove kebab!
by durpthesecond January 18, 2018
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Biden remorse

Biden remorse is the sense of regret after having voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election. It is frequently associated with people suffering from TDS.
Man, I sure have Biden remorse after hearing that Joe canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline.
China is invading the USA, Biden remorse.
Hunter got off scot-free, Biden remorse.

I am having Biden remorse after my taxes went up and I can't buy any food.
by 1776Matters January 26, 2021
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