The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.
"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"
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Religion is worshiping a God. It started arounf 50000 B.C.E, there are many religions, but most of them have at least some similarities. The most popular religion is Christianity. The opposite of religion is Atheism, and there are two kinds if Atheists for religion, the nice ones who are okay with religious folk, and those who bash religion. Most replies on UD after the 3rd page are the ladder. Religious people mostly think that there is one of three:
God, Goddess, Diodee.
But there also is a lot of religions that have multiple Gods or Goddesses.
A lot of people think that religion caused wars.
That is untrue, ultra-religious popes who hated everyone who wasn't their religion did. But nowdays, it changed.
Places of intrest for religion are: Temples, Churches, Cults
Respect to all religions.
See also: Pope, Theist, Atheist
Religion is worshiping a God. It started arounf 50000 B.C.E, there are many religions, but most of them have at least some similarities. The most popular religion is Christianity. The opposite of religion is Atheism, and there are two kinds if Atheists for religion, the nice ones who are okay with religious folk, and those who bash religion. Most replies on UD after the 3rd page are the ladder. Religious people mostly think that there is one of three:
God, Goddess, Diodee.
But there also is a lot of religions that have multiple Gods or Goddesses.
A lot of people think that religion caused wars.
That is untrue, ultra-religious popes who hated everyone who wasn't their religion did. But nowdays, it changed.
Places of intrest for religion are: Temples, Churches, Cults
Respect to all religions.
See also: Pope, Theist, Atheist
Catholic: My religion is Catholicism
Islamist: My religion is Islam
Jew: My religion is Judaisn
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam
Jew: My religion is Judaisn
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
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