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Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.
My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012
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Pennsylvania Weather Report

In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.
(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly
by Sanduskied October 15, 2012
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Rebirth

A sexual act wherein an individual inserts (or attempts to insert) his/her head into the vaginal cavity of his/her partner.
I looked up rebirth on Yahoo clubs and man, there are some strange people out there.
by Jeff July 24, 2003
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Drudge Report

See Propaganda

News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.

Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.
Drudge Report Headline translation generally: World is ending
by Deadheadbear57 April 3, 2009
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rebotile

She is a very beautiful girl but doesn’t think she is. Annoying but does it with love.Eats almost every hour, she is bisexual but mostly dates boys. Wants every clothing but can’t afford it.But in general she’s pretty ,funny and freaky.She acts innocent and she KNOWS she’s not.
Rebotile ayeye
by Suzy sheep <3 October 19, 2020
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Drudge Report

Was once a biting-edge right-wing source of gossip and 'news', but has now become as tired as Fox News. Is quick to promote such bores as Sarah Palin. One can only conclude now that there is no Matt behind the Drudge Report, as stories are promoted solely to further the agenda of the American Christian right idiotology.
Do you go to the Drudge Report anymore?

No, TMZ is faster.
by YooHooBoo October 8, 2009
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