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Shadow Realmed

verb

To be utterly destroyed, obliterated, or defeated beyond recovery. When something is so completely wrecked that it might as well have been banished to another dimension.

Often used humorously or dramatically to describe situations where someone or something gets taken down in an over-the-top way.
"Dude, I was just trying to play casually, but he Shadow Realmed me with that 10-hit combo."
"My phone fell off the balcony and landed face-down on concrete. It's completely Shadow Realmed."
"We tried to argue with the boss, but she Shadow Realmed us with a 30-minute PowerPoint."
by word-master February 2, 2025
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RealmSkipper

a Male that lost in the desire for sex. they travel "realm" to "realm" attempting to trick others into sexual submission. only way to kill a realmskipper is by bitting off his left nut,,NOT the right one, will only power them more.
Realmskipper
by Kuntlicker August 3, 2010
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Realteer

REALTEER. also REALTER. Definition: Pronunciation: \ˈrē(-ə)l-tər, rē-ˈal-tər\. Abbreviation: Rltr.. Plural: Realters. Verb intransitive: Realteer. Verb present participle: Realteering. Verb past participle: Realteered A persons who derive income from Real Estate Services such as Salesperson, Broker, Appraiser, Consultant, Assessor, Developer, Dealer, Administrator, and Educator who is granted by the servicemark owner the privilege to use the title REALTER or abbreviated title RLTR, subject to the REALTER Service Quality Standard Certification or REALTER Professional Seal of Excellence of the servicemark owner.
The main purpose of Mr. Rebisko's visit to the landowner is purely to realteer the property.

Mr. Rebisko's realteering without license was complained by local Realters to the IPORESP Anti-Colorum Task Force led by Rltr. Andres Bonifacio.

Rltr. Bonifacio was able to prove to the court that Mr. Rebisko, in fact realteered the property owned by the widow. Because Mr. Rebisko have no professional license to perform the profession of a Realter, the court meted him with a penalty of 4 years imprisonment and a fine of P200,000.
by Realter August 25, 2011
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Realtek

An IT technician that is a "realtek" (Real Tech). But not good enough to be a "intel pro".
This is a play on words. As Realtek is a brand of Network Cards as it Intel Pro.
James updates the SQL on the webserver, and takes down over 200 customer websites (during business hours).

James is a Realtek.
by iproreaktek August 20, 2014
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ReamerJack

The act of a female sexual partner orally reaming out (eating out) a man's arse, while simultaneously jacking him off. Also synonymous with the phrase RustyTrombone.
Hey look at Mike, the lucky bastard's receiving a nasty ReamerJack" from Lois!
by CowtownCricket November 7, 2014
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Realesbianship

A: did you know that Becky is in a realesbianship?
B: really, who's her girlfriend?
by Place_Holder_Name May 20, 2016
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reamer rage

When a person, particularly lord Reamer, enters a state of rage
I really got reamer rage when chris vela stole my bitch
by Melbingass May 24, 2016
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