Ghost-read

To gather information from forums or community websites while not being a member to the site or having a screen name and not participating in the discussion.

I ghost-read here often enough that I decided to sign up last week.

by Starbelt October 28, 2010

to read a book

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"

by Monkey! December 3, 2004

disk read error

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.

I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?

by Andy April 4, 2005

I read somewhere

Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.

Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...

by WhySoSirius127 May 22, 2010

un- read

(verb)
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded

being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!

But mom, I don't remember anything from that book- I unread it.

Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.

by molly- morgan jones October 10, 2007

You This Read Wrong

The name says it all.

A copy-and-pasted term always found in the comments section of popular YouTube videos intended to get likes so the comment gets to the top. Usually written by ten year olds to help their self esteem. Also almost always comes after the mind trick or phrase "I have a dig bick."

Person 1: (Passes note to person 2)
*I have a dig bick
You this read wrong*

Person 2: OK you got me bro.

by I u53 h@x October 16, 2017

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE GRAMMARLY AD I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHI-

grammarly ad dude: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
ANY PERSON: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by [insert user here] January 22, 2022