Crib rot

The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.

Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.

by douche-bag 00892 February 7, 2010

dry rot

Medically defined as Xerostomia, a lack of saliva resulting in a dry mouth.

"pass me that drink this joint has given me dry rot"

by da hen January 8, 2010

cum rot

when a hole is full of rotten cum CUM ROT occurs

liz had a cum rot problem that she cleared with a enema

by farkeyew June 3, 2016

Tit Rot

Cancer of the Breasticles

Dave: Did you hear about Anna's mum?
Peve: No, what's up with her?
Dave: She's got Tit Rot - one of her tits is gonna have to be lobbed off...
Peve: Good, i fucking hate that Anna she is a right old cunt

by JohnOkey July 10, 2006

foot rot

athletes foot, a fungal disease that causes the foot to itch and burn

Wearing sandals in communal showers can help prevent foot rot.

by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011

Nob Rot

Any form of STD that a male receives to his nob

''I slept with that rough bird from the estate last night... think I got nob rot!''

by Cornish Pirate January 9, 2009

hoof rot

Used in Parts of Scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe

She's got a dose o the hoof rot. That fat burds got Hoof rot, pure stinkin.

by Stuart Hepburn September 3, 2007