A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018
Get the Taint-rippling fart mug.A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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by Fiddynic December 7, 2021
Get the neigh neigh rips mug.What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."
Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."
by WhiteMamba44 March 9, 2016
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The meal we bought at the restaurant was plastic. We got ripped off.
The meal we bought at the restaurant was plastic. We got ripped off.
by Dudette June 10, 2005
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first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name
first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name
by derek minneker January 13, 2008
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