Meat Rage

A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).

People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.

Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

by BeefSteve April 29, 2011

Pee-rage

When something small happens and it makes you really angry because you need a wee. If you didn't need a wee you wouldn't be so angry about it

If you're trying to find a solution to a problem at work, you would normally think things through clearly but you can't because you need a wee so badly that it enrages you therefore Pee-rage

by Zoeh91 April 1, 2014

Mario Rage

The deep rage someone feels inside them, while failing at any mario game.

Dude wtf was that sound.... It's kevin, he's got mario rage again. We should let him cool down before telling him to shut it off.

by Proph2Profit October 21, 2009

Gamer's rage

When a gamer gets intensely angry over a video game.

*playing a video game*
Angry gamer:
"FUCK MAN! THAT'S LIKE THE MILLIONTH TIME I'VE DIED! WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO BEAT THIS GODDAMN LEVEL?!"
Friend: "Calm down, man. It's only been like 2 minutes and you're already freaking out. It looks like you've got a bad case of Gamer's rage."

by heated gamer August 20, 2013

Blind Rage

When you get extremely angry that you want to destroy everything that surrounds you without any mercy. Also applies to everyone who wants to destroy everything without a single reason.

"One man versus the world. His hatred is so unstoppable that he even never remembered his friends and family that lead to his destruction and died for nothing, now his friends and family will remember how a blind rage is defined."

by Ronald Lee June 6, 2021

Muffin Rage

Muffin rage is what we feel when there is a vast chasm between our actual needs and what another person or an institution thinks we need. - Credited to Jillian Horton, MD

We were burned out, over-worked, and under-paid. Then the administration gave us a plate of muffins as a thank you. All I felt was muffin rage.

See also: Pizza Fury

by Reflecting back December 12, 2021

Raging Reichert

A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.

Dude, I got so hammered last night, I was such a Raging Reichert.

by cocopuffmeup June 26, 2010