Puntracide

When you hear a joke so bad it could potentially kill a person

Guy 1#: Why did the pony feel bad? Because he was a little horse!
Guy 2#: Whoa dude, you could commit puntracide with that .

by LOLogic September 17, 2016

pura chinga

Its the Mexican "good ole boy" version of the American Redneck, "Fuckin' aye right buddy" The emphatic slang for, I second that notion or I concur!!!

Persona Uno dice, "Oye Vato, EL Chapo recibi vida en prision, hoy!" Persona Segunda, "Pura chinga!"
Hey, El chapo received life in prison today....Fucking aye right buddy!

by Namastehands June 21, 2016

pura

A 5 feet tall, 80 years old demon straight outta Hell or Sinaloa whose only goal in life is to yell and say ok for no apparent reason

Friend 1: Bro,how many times does Pura said ok in the class?
Friend 2: idk i lost the count at two thousand.

by Just a kid from IM May 29, 2017

Petra Påfågel

The cutest and prettiest girl alive, her pussy is wet all the time, she's gonna rock yo world in bed.

Yo man, I fucked this gurl last night, m8 she was such a Petra Påfågel

by Blublubli June 7, 2017

Pueraphillia

A sexual and/or romantic attraction to children under the legal age of consent/age of adulthood (depending on the location).

This includes babies, toddlers, pre-pubescent children, and/or teens/children going through puberty.

Not to be confused with Pedophilia

I caught John fapping to pueraphillia porn.

I think my uncle is a pueraphile.

by AxelGhost August 31, 2017

Pultragasm

Intense feeling when you're really cold and/or shaking

I'm shaking so bad, I'm having a pultragasm!

by Chickenbanana3241 September 15, 2017

PITRA

Noun, acronym.

Pain In The Royal Ass

My boss keeps popping in unannounced. He's a PITRA

by TYLER187 September 21, 2017