preteccted

a soft way to protect someone

synonyms: protecc, pretecc, prottec

"I will keep you preteccted at all cost."

by almondwaffle July 7, 2019

Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019

Pretendigate

To investigate something while playing make believe.

(Thanks to my 2yr old for this lol)

Daddysaurus is hiding, where is he?
Ok let's go and Pretendigate.

by Daddysaurus1 February 14, 2020

Pretendsbian

A female that has good looking privilege & been a serial dater with many boyfriends and has a disenfranchised attitude toward American men thus dating a full blown lesbian in defiance of her contempt for American men.

That girl looks a like a model holding hands with a butch lesbian. That is because she is a pretendsbian.

by imgtrip or Gigs One January 26, 2021

Preteen

Ugh, I’m a “preteen”, and just seeing all the stereotyped definitions on here is sickening. People, have you forgotten you were once a 10-14 year old?

So:

1. A preteen is a person between the ages of 10 and 14.

2. Not all preteens love the Disney Channel.

3. Some preteens, like me, might like pop music, but that’s not because they’re preteens. It’s their opinion.

4. I haven’t met a single person my age obsessed with Aeropostale or Hot Topic. We’re fine with GAP, thank you.

5. Nobody tYpeS lYk thIs except for creeps and trolls.

There you go. That’s the definition of preteen. Nothing more.

Stereotype preteen texting: oMg diD u pUt on YouR mAkeUp toDAy????????

Me texting: sorry you flunked the spelling test, maybe we could study together? not to brag but I got an A+

by chaos_causer_ July 22, 2021

phretty

a cool way to say pretty B)

stuthi is not phretty

by shookookie December 9, 2021

_pretendmyuserisgood

_pretendmyuser is good is gay and a boy kisser. He is always losing followers.

Do you know _pretendmyuserisgood ?
The boy kisser thats always losimg followers?
Yeah!

by randomgay. March 1, 2022