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Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 1, 2017
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Punishment

The satisfaction that the infidel who's life has slipped through their fingers at your hands after crossing the line will no longer be in pain.
Punishment completed
by bushlight December 11, 2017
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Irish punisher

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole
Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her
by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018
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Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
by Yek December 22, 2020
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pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020
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punishing the Megatron

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."
by bored_redditor January 8, 2012
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Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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